I bet I can punt that cat at least 50 yards {hopefully inside the other team's 20}, if I hit it squarely on the laces, if it looks at me like that {DISCLAIMER: We are just kidding-we love/adopt animals and think this is the same cat that stowed away in the wheel well of our jet when we returned from Europe this summer}, but if people in your community make comments on other blogs that they wish we would, quote, "die in a fire." well, don't expect us to "roll-over" and give you that verbal voodoo Ambien the so called "progressives" are pushing these days.
BTW-TC..I saw your other phobia, and agree-but many clowns are fat for me to get good air-time on-I don't think I can get many to land near the goal-line, so I think it is best we channel the late, great Vince Lombardi, and line up in a tight goal-line formation-with three tight ends, and just "go for it" on 4th down against these, well, Bobby Trendy-ish clowns...
Based on conditions you can expect at Fed Ex today; the redskins may also want to embrace this tactical, offensive formation.
That's kinda funny! Apparently, I'm not the only one this year who has been told to "die in a fire" by a psychotic stalk-y moron! High five! But the one who told me that wasn't from a local blog - they weren't even from this state!
There must be some database where uppity assholes who think they can treat people however they want go to learn almost-but-not-really-clever Shithead-ese. Lawl.
BTW-I tried to hit an extra point with your cat yesterday...don't panic; the long-snapper and holder couldn't execute properly and get him down on the turf for me to even get a foot on him!! ;)
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Oh my GOD!!! That cat is freaking me out!!!
Hahaha, calm down, he's just yawning. But I think it's hilarious.
Yawning? He looks like he is ready to attack. Good thing he can't get up!
Should have named that cat "Fang." LoL Now I'm scared of clowns and cats! : )
I bet I can punt that cat at least 50 yards {hopefully inside the other team's 20}, if I hit it squarely on the laces, if it looks at me like that {DISCLAIMER: We are just kidding-we love/adopt animals and think this is the same cat that stowed away in the wheel well of our jet when we returned from Europe this summer}, but if people in your community make comments on other blogs that they wish we would, quote, "die in a fire." well, don't expect us to "roll-over" and give you that verbal voodoo Ambien the so called "progressives" are pushing these days.
BTW-TC..I saw your other phobia, and agree-but many clowns are fat for me to get good air-time on-I don't think I can get many to land near the goal-line, so I think it is best we channel the late, great Vince Lombardi, and line up in a tight goal-line formation-with three tight ends, and just "go for it" on 4th down against these, well, Bobby Trendy-ish clowns...
Based on conditions you can expect at Fed Ex today; the redskins may also want to embrace this tactical, offensive formation.
I know Mike Shannahan has to be thinking, GRRR I need a new field goal kicker. It is wet there but he's barely making extra points!
That's kinda funny! Apparently, I'm not the only one this year who has been told to "die in a fire" by a psychotic stalk-y moron! High five! But the one who told me that wasn't from a local blog - they weren't even from this state!
There must be some database where uppity assholes who think they can treat people however they want go to learn almost-but-not-really-clever Shithead-ese. Lawl.
And no punting my cat! :p
BTW-I tried to hit an extra point with your cat yesterday...don't panic; the long-snapper and holder couldn't execute properly and get him down on the turf for me to even get a foot on him!! ;)
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